Here we are getting my bike through Old Town Square. Since April 26, this is a no-ride zone, as there are too many pedestrians. Of course many tours and people aren't aware, or are ignoring the rules. For quite awhile they had Segue tours down here, and they were banned first. Now it has extended to bicycles. It is really not safe to ride on the roads in this district anyway, as there are no bike lanes, and I can see why they don't want bikes on the sidewalks.
I took a picture of the map of Beneshov in case we didn't get internet off on the roads. It happened just that way, and we ended up doing several extra miles trying to find our way around. The map from the bike company was useless.We started at the castle near Beneshov, but we didn't tour the inside because the first tour in English wasn't until 2 pm, and we didn't want to delay our journey home by 2 more hours. So we walked around on our own, saw the grounds, gardens, peacocks, lake.
About 10 miles along our trip, I was feeling pretty good, and proud that I was doing so well. Then the hills started. We went up for miles. Literally, miles! My lowest gear wasn't working, so when they got steep, I was getting off and walking. No, trudging. Finally in a little town called Kamenice, north of Tynec, I broke. Well, my right Achilles tendon gave way, somehow. I was trying to get back on my bike after a long trudge, and as my ankle snapped, I swerved into the road with a car coming, and fell right over. Luckily the car was far enough away to slow until I dragged my corpse off to the side. I decided to walk again, but was so upset by now, and frightened, that my asthma kicked in and I was wheezing. I had to stop and just breathe. Bart had gone on, thinking I was following, and didn't come back for me for several minutes. It turned out I thought he had headed one way, and he had gone another, due to Google Maps sending him on a long loop to avoid going the wrong way on a one way street. I was ready to go through private lawns, if that was going to make the way home shorter.
We decided to try for a train back. No trains in this town. The shortest route to a train was back the way we had just come by several miles, like 5 or more. In retrospect that would have been the best option, as it would have been downhill. But in our ignorance we decided to go northeast toward Strancice (which is not where we live, in Strasnice!). It was over 6 miles, up over a big, giant, enormous, steep hill that ended in a dead end at the top. I was NOT going to turn around. We asked the homeowner at the top if we could cut through the fields behind his house to get back on a road. Yes, we could, and he also offered us water. If only he had offered us a ride! But, on we went. Lovely views from up there, but the phone batteries were getting too low, and we were counting on them for directions, poor though they were.
One last uphill slog through Strancice to the train. Then Bart had to carry both our bikes up a 3 story tower to a bridge over the railroad tracks to get to our platform. Map My Ride showed us with over 21 miles, but the last several it was on save mode, and showed a direct straight line between towns, which I promise you was not straight. As we were riding home, the train stopped on the outskirts of Prague at a station that sounded familiar - Hostivar! On our metro, the A line, we live at the Skalka stop, and Hostivar is just one stop further, at the end of the line. I impulsively jumped out of the train to take a shortcut home, and left Bart to return his rental and meet me at home. But the train stop of Hostivar is not the metro stop. And when I asked for directions from someone who, of course, didn't speak English, he said the metro doesn't actually go to Hostivar, only the tram. Which doesn't allow bikes. So I had to ride again on my bike, alone, with a dying phone battery, on city streets, then along a path by the railroad line, with shanty houses and scary, lonely places, through a marsh, and fields, actually carrying my bike over big railroad tracks, to get home. And if you know me, you may know I don't like railroad tracks, not one little bit. And this was still on my bad ankle. My offspring promise me I will laugh about this some day in the distant future. That day has not come yet. It is June 23 (Happy Birthday, Grandma Honey, I love you to the moon and back), and my ankle is still painful, swollen, and yellow bruised. We did go on another 10+ mile bike ride two days later, to the Hostivar Reservoir, but that is another tale.































